Your Favourite Typo Competition

We've been congratulated on our correct spelling of fuchsia. Good to get the spelling right! We've had some beauties over the years; a regular is "Singing of the Register". We always check - the Bride may be a fine soprano! What's been your favourite typo? We'll choose our favourite entry and the winner can have 100 business cards in one colour on a heavy weight board. Entries to hellbox@glasgowpress.com